Dream from a conversation with Macedonia
I was so so sooooo sleepy at the time
that I couldn’t get out of bed
even after a hundred tries.
At the same time, I was also so hungry
that I kept chewing the southeastern corner of the pillowcase
of the pillow that my head was plopped on.
Worst of all, I had to do both number one and two so badly
that I could have exploded right there on the bed
had I not been holding my breath at 11-second intervals.
So no, I don’t remember you coming in
asking me to send the revised AVP within the day
so you can deal with the angry bovine terrorists
that kidnapped the pope.