January 2010
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Destroy
only those who had it coming.
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Foldable Backpack →
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Is the water half-glass?
Him: Hey, you busy? Can I ask you something?
Me: Yeah, but shoot anyway.
Him: Okay. Say I have a glass half-filled with water.
Him: If I were to ask you if the glass was half-full or half-empty, how would you answer?
Me: Hm.
Me: Do you want a real answer or a serious answer?
Him: Can I have both?
Me: Okay.
Me: The real answer depends on the previous state of the glass. If the glass was empty before the circumstance to which the question applies was carried out, then the glass is half-full.
Me: Consequently, if the glass was previously full then I would call it half-empty.
Him: Interesting! That does make sense.
Me: I agree. Hahah.
Him: LOL. So what's your serious answer?
Me: Oh.
Me: That.
Me: Well, I'd take the glass and break it in half.
Me: And with a smug grin on my face, I'd say
Me: "IT'S FULL."
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You can’t judge a book by its cover, except for Advanced Topics in Precalculus...
– Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs
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Nothing is original. Steal from anywhere that resonates with inspiration or...
– Jim Jarmusch
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Pig Skull Teapot with Rat Fur Cozy →
Wieki Somers’s morbidly revolting Pig Skull Teapot with Rat Fur Cozy is the perfect foil to the subtlety and refinement of tea and teatime.
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